For fans of the popular anime and manga series Naruto, using references and quotes from the show can be a fun way to try picking someone up. Naruto rizz lines incorporate characters, storylines, or inside jokes that only fellow fans would understand.
While some Naruto rizz lines are cheesy, others demonstrate a shared interest that can help spark a connection. This article explores some of the most popular and creative Naruto-themed lines to use when trying to get someone’s attention and break the ice.
Even if the person isn’t familiar with Naruto, the ridiculousness of some of these rizz lines may get a laugh and conversation going. For devotees of the series, whipping out an unexpected Naruto reference could lead to finding a fellow fan and making a new ninja-loving friend, if not a date. So believe it and get ready to use these Naruto lines to try scoring a win like Naruto always does!
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Best Naruto Rizz Lines
- Sharingan is red, Rasengan is blue. If you won’t love me, I’ll chidori you.
- It’s time for you to see my mokuton.
- Are you Sasuke? If yes then you’re coming home with me tonight.
- Are you the Hidden Leaf Village? Because you’re the home I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a jutsu? Because you’ve just put me under your spell.
- Do you believe in love at first Rasengan?
- Are you a kunai? Because you’ve just pierced my heart.
- Is your name Hinata? Because you make my heart do the Gentle Fist.
- Are you Naruto? Because you stole my heart like you stole the Hokage’s hat.
- If you were a ninja, you’d be a Shuriken, because you’re always on my mind.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes like Team 7 in the Forest of Death.
- Are you an Akatsuki member? Because you’ve captured my heart and become my missing-nin.
- Are you a medical ninja? Because you make my heart race and my wounds heal.
- Do you have a Byakugan? Because I can’t hide my feelings from you.
- Are you a Genjutsu? Because you’ve entranced my mind.
- Are you Chidori? Because you’ve struck my heart with lightning.
- If we were a team, you’d be my forever teammate.
- Are you the Hokage? Because you’re at the top of my list.
- Are you a shadow clone? Because when I see you, I feel like there’s more to love.
- Is your name Rock Lee? Because you’ve opened the gates to my heart.
- Are you Tsunade? Because you’ve got the strength to win my heart.
- Are you a scroll? Because I’d love to unravel your secrets.
- Are you the Akatsuki? Because you’ve captured my heart and sealed it with a kiss.
- Are you a Tailed Beast? Because you’ve unleashed my inner emotions.
- Are you a ninja? Because you’ve stealthily stolen my heart.
- If you were a jutsu, you’d be the one that’s always on my mind.
- Are you Ino? Because I’m head over heels for you.
- Are you a genin? Because you’ve got the potential to be my forever love.
- Are you Neji? Because you’ve hit me right in the heart with your precision.
- Are you the Akimichi clan? Because you’ve expanded my heart.
- Are you a Rasengan? Because you’ve spun your way into my soul.
- Are you a ninja weapon? Because you’re sharp and have left a mark on my heart.
- Are you a chakra thread? Because I’m connected to you on a deeper level.
- Are you Tenten? Because you’re the perfect match for my heart.
- Are you the Uchiha clan? Because I’ve fallen for your Sharingan.
- Are you a Genjutsu? Because you’ve enchanted me with your beauty.
- Are you a ninja scroll? Because you’ve got all the right moves.
- Are you the Forest of Death? Because I’d brave any challenge to be with you.
- Are you the Akatsuki cloak? Because you’ve hidden your true intentions, but I’m drawn to you.
- Are you a chunin? Because you’ve got the skills to steal my heart.
- Are you a mission? Because I’m ready to accept you, no matter how dangerous.
- Are you a ninja headband? Because you’ve marked your place in my heart.
- Are you a forbidden jutsu? Because I’m willing to risk it all for you.
- Are you the Hokage Monument? Because you’re a symbol of my admiration.
- Are you a ninja tool? Because you’ve become essential in my life.
- Are you a mission report? Because I can’t wait to debrief with you.
- Are you a summoning jutsu? Because you’ve brought happiness into my life.
- Are you the Great Naruto Bridge? Because I want to cross the distance to be with you.
- Are you a chakra-infused kunai? Because you’ve left an imprint on my heart.
- Are you a ninja academy? Because you’ve taught me the true meaning of love.
- Are you a Hokage’s hat? Because I’d gladly wear it if it meant protecting you.
- Are you the Hidden Rain Village? Because when I’m with you, it’s always raining love.
Cheesy Naruto Rizz Lines
- Are You A Susano’o? Because I’m Completely Enveloped By You.
- Is Your Name Danzo? Because You’ve Caught My Eye.
- Let’s Reignite Our Power Of Youth!
- Just Call Me Shikamaru Because I Want To Stick To You Like A Shadow.
- Are You Kankuro? Because I Wanna Be Your Love Puppet.
- Are You Temari? Because I’m Your Biggest Fan.
- I’m No Obito, But Even A Boulder Can’t Crush My Love For You.
- I Know The Quickest Way To Your Heart. Chidori.
- Am I Trapped In The Infinite Tsukuyomi? Because You’re Everything I’ve Dreamt Of.
- Are You Hashirama? Because Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.
- Sharingan Is Red, Rasengan Is Blue, Give Me Your Number Or I’ll Chidori You.
- I Would Start A Great Shinobi War For You.
- Are You Ino? Because You’ve Totally Taken Over My Mind.
- I’m So Entranced By Those Eyes, I Think I’ll Take Them.
- Are You Gaara? Because Love Is Written All Over Your Face.
- You are the Sasuke to my Sakura.
- I may not be a Nine-tails but I have a front tail that’s both long and hard.
- Are you ready for me to open your eight gates tonight?
- Are you a Deidara? Because your tongue can do wonders and your explosion is mind-blowing.
- If you are Naruto, then I am dying to see your limit.
- I heard you’re a Hokage in the bedroom, care to prove me right?
- I have a long and hard totsuka blade I’d like you to taste.
- Did you know that I can do the Sharingan in bed? Wanna see?
- Your Sharingan in the bedroom is even better and stronger than Sasuke’s!
- You must be a shinobi because you’ve got moves that could unlock any of my eight gates.
- Would you like to be on the receiving end of my wood style great penetration jutsu?
- Let me love you more than Madara ever did the Uchihas.
- Just like my Amaterasu, my love for you will never fade away.
- Are you using genjutsu on me? Because I can’t take my eyes off of you.
- First Hokage, is that you?
- Just like Shikamaru, I’m stuck with you like a shadow.
- You must be Kankuro because I am your love puppet.
- If you are Temari then I am your biggest fan!
- I must be the Obito to your Rin because nothing can crush my love for you.
- Are you Kakashi? Because I heard you’re the ultimate ladykiller.
Kakashi Rizz Lines
- Are you Kakashi? Because I feel like I’m falling into your eternal darkness.
- Is your name Kakashi? Because I can’t seem to read you, but I want to.
- If I were a book, would you share your knowledge with me, like Kakashi does with his Icha Icha books?
- Are you Kakashi’s mask? Because I’m dying to uncover your secrets.
- Do you believe in love at first Copy Jutsu?
- Is your heart like Kakashi’s eye? Because it’s hidden behind a strong defense.
- Are you a mission? Because I’m willing to go to the ends of the earth for you, just like Kakashi.
- Is your love for me as deep as Kakashi’s love for reading?
- Are you Kakashi’s lightning blade? Because you’ve electrified my heart.
- If I were a bell, would you ring my heart like Kakashi does with his bells?
Sharingan Rizz Lines
- Are you the Sharingan? Because you’ve seen right through me.
- Is your love for me like a genjutsu? Because I can’t escape it.
- If I were a leaf, would you protect me like the Uchiha clan?
- Are you the Mangekyou Sharingan? Because you’ve unlocked the depths of my heart.
- Are you Itachi? Because you’ve cast a never-ending Tsukuyomi on my soul.
- Is your love for me eternal, like the Sharingan’s power?
- Are you a shinobi of the Uchiha clan? Because you’ve ignited a fire in my heart.
- If love were a jutsu, you’d be the ultimate Sharingan technique.
- Are you Shisui’s eye? Because you’re my only true friend.
- If we were a team, our bond would be as strong as the Uchiha brothers.
Dirty Naruto Rizz Lines
- Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan.
- Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.
- Just call me Shikamaru, because I want to stick to you like a shadow.
- Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life.
- Girl, I’d like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu.
- You are the Sasuke to my Sakura.
- Would you like me to show you my mokuton?
- My love for you is hot like the Amaterasu.
- Call me Diedara, because I am about to explode all over your face.
- Want to taste my Totska Blade?
- Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight?
- I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you.
- Are you Fire Hokage? Because you are hot!
- Will you be my red thread of destiny?
- Sharingan is red, rasengan is blue. Give me your number.
- Did you know Chidori? Because you just got through to my heart.
- Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist?
- I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but everywhere I go I see you.
- Are you an Uchiha? Because you are the last of your kind.
- My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight.
- Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.
- Trap me in the infinite Tsukuyomi. Because you are everything I dream about.
- Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.
- Is your name Danzo? Because you caught my eye.
- Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.
- Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good.
- Are you a master of the Shinra Tensei? Because you shattered my gate.
- Are you Kankuro? Because make me your love puppet.
- My water jutsu will make you real wet.
- I will take your heart – to replace the one you took from me!
- Girl, you just blew me away.
- Hey Melinda! Will you be my vessel so that I can get inside of you?
- Hey Hollis! I am the emotionless bastard that will serve as a replacement for an emo bastard.
- Hey Girl! You are perfectly made and the last of your kind. You must be an uchiha.
- Hey baby! Do you desire to check out my mokuton?
- I will start a shinobi war tonight all for your sake. It does not work for Obito but will definitely work for me.
- Hey girl! Do you wanna see my beautiful sharindong?
- Hey baby! You must be an Uchiha because you are the last specimen of your kind.
- Hey Lisa! Let’s have some exciting moments from the fountain of youth.
- It seems you are in Team 10 because you have got that Asuma.
- Hey Lisa! Do you want to have some Ramen in my apartment tonight?
- Hey baby! Are you an origami? Because all I desire to do is to fold you up tonight.
- Hey Wendy! My tongue doesn’t come out of my beautiful hands for nothing.
- Hey Kaze! Let me borrow your eyes tonight. My eyes cannot see clearly without you.
- No item can go straight to your heart faster than the chidori.
- Hey Lisa! Do you have Uzumaki in your possession? You can contact me if you need any.
- If you could allow me into your heart, I will open up your eight gates tonight.
- Hey girl! I may not have that acceptable byakugan but I will give you a precious dime.
- Hey baby! Though I may not have the precious byakugan, am happy I still have you as a dime.
- Hey Lisa! It seems you are an Uchiha because there is nobody like you. All other persons are dead.
- Hey baby! My Samehada is so excited that you can’t measure it.
- Hey baby! Do you wish to C4 yourself because I am called the master with my hands?
- Hey baby! Let me show you the reason why I am called “the three tails.”
- Orochimaruu has no influence on your skills in capturing snakes.
- Do you know that I’m a man? Jerry tells Naruto expressly.
- Hey Jack! Do you want me to show you the 6 paths?
- I am beginning to discover you like to C4 yourself because your tongue works better than Deidera.
- Hey girl! I bet you can’t handle my efficient one-tailored Jinchuriki.
- Hey Jones! I have not used my attractive fingers for hundred years of pain.
- Hey Wendy! Let me buy you some health potion so I can get things running smoothly.
- Are you using sexy no jutsu? Because I just love all of your looks.
- You must be Ino because I can’t take you off my mind.
- Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.
- You and I can make our own clan.
- You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you.
- Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.
- Want to have some ramen at my place?
- Bet you cannot handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.
- Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.
- Let’s reignite our power of youth!
- Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.
Naruto Rizz Lines range from silly to smooth, providing plenty of options for fans of the series to try out. While not everyone will understand the context, those who do will appreciate and connect with the shared knowledge and passion. So next time you spot someone sporting a leaf headband or Akatsuki ring, believe it and give one of these Naruto-themed icebreakers a try—dattebayo!
About Naruto
“Naruto” is a popular anime and manga series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It follows the journey of Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja with dreams of becoming the strongest ninja and achieving the title of Hokage, the leader of his village. Here’s a recommended watch order for the “Naruto” series:
1. Naruto (2002-2007):
- The original “Naruto” series consists of 220 episodes and follows Naruto Uzumaki’s early adventures as a young ninja in the Hidden Leaf Village. It introduces the main characters, the world of ninjutsu, and the Chunin Exams arc, which is a significant storyline.
2. Naruto: Shippuden (2007-2017):
- “Naruto: Shippuden” is the sequel series and consists of 500 episodes. It continues Naruto’s journey as he matures, faces more formidable challenges, and searches for Sasuke Uchiha. It includes various arcs, including the Akatsuki and Fourth Great Ninja War arcs.
3. Naruto Shippuden: The Movie (2007):
- This is the first “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after a certain point in the series.
4. Naruto Shippuden: Bonds (2008):
- This is the second “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after a specific point in the series.
5. Naruto Shippuden: The Will of Fire (2009):
- This is the third “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after reaching a particular point in the series.
6. Naruto Shippuden: The Lost Tower (2010):
- This is the fourth “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after a certain point in the series.
7. Naruto Shippuden: Blood Prison (2011):
- This is the fifth “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after reaching a specific point in the series.
8. Naruto Shippuden: Road to Ninja (2012):
- This is the sixth “Naruto: Shippuden” movie that can be watched after a certain point in the series.
9. The Last: Naruto the Movie (2014):
- “The Last: Naruto the Movie” is set after the events of “Naruto: Shippuden” and serves as an epilogue to the series. It focuses on Naruto and Hinata’s relationship.
10. Boruto: Naruto the Movie (2015): – “Boruto: Naruto the Movie” is set after “The Last” and introduces Naruto’s son, Boruto Uzumaki, and his adventures.
11. Boruto: Naruto Next Generations (2017-present): – “Boruto: Naruto Next Generations” is an ongoing sequel series that follows Boruto and his friends as they navigate the ninja world. It includes both anime and manga adaptations.